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posted by K-Man on Feb 18

So I met up with the owner of LB-69 and AreeyasWorld the other day at a local bar here in Bangkok, Thailand. When I first met him 7 years ago, all he could think and talk about was trannies. He’d be seen everywhere with really un-passable, tall, deep voiced trannies and not care one bit. Yes, he liked girls too, we’d go out looking for female sluts alot. But his thing, were trannies.

But I hadn’t see him in over a year, so I was taken by surprise when he told me he didn’t like shemales anymore and had a steady girlfriend. Now I don’t know if his business has caused this effect on him, but he was serious.

Now I could understand liking tgirls before alot, and not so much anymore. But he really claims to not have attraction to transexuals anymore and it showed in the way he interacted with the t-girls we ran into.

… One night in Bangkok……… I guess……

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posted by K-Man on Feb 2

Recently I asked our Ladyboy group on Yahoo! to send their personal first time experiences with ladyboys and shemales, here’s one response:

The first time was in Pattaya. I went on vacation there to have
some work done. I didn’t meet her till i have been there a couple of
days. I have always fantasied about have one.But never having a
chance to find out for myself how good it was. Of course I done the
normal things every guy has dream about with 3, 4, up to 6 women at
one time. But the night I meet her I knew I wanted her to. So when I
saw her at a beer bar. I had to go there because it was what I want
to do. We play about 10 games of pool. Of course I knew she was a
shemale but i wanted her. So that night I got the two or so women as
normal, but she and i had been firlting. So I told her to come with
us. She play like it was nothing. She didn’t want to be alone she
want to hang out with us. When we got to the room I did the normal
with girls. But that is not i wanted so the girl went into the
living room. I came out of the room and went to the bathroom she
followed. We started playing and that is when told she was a lady-boy.
I told her i knew while stroked her cock. We went back to the bedroom.
I stroked while her she went down on me.

She want my cock in and I want her to do it to me. She won’t but she
love me going deep in her.We sent the girls home and enjoy each
other till she left that next day. She come to my room during the
day after she got off work. The only thing i reget is she didn’t
mount me.

Here’s a link to our group for those that are interested:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/tomygroup420/

posted by K-Man on Jan 26

From another read, James:

Just recently I got married. You may have noticed the lack of AuthorRants, this is due to this. I guess you can take the boy out of the lustful world of loving trannies, but you can’t take the tranny lover out of the boy.

Recently I’ve noticed that before I go to sleep, I lay awake, fantasizing of getting gangbanged, bareback, by a pack of big titty, huge cock, dark skin Thai ladyboys(katoeys). I dream of getting bent over a black leather couch, and fucked hard by 5-10 of them, all of them depositing a huge load of cum deep inside my the confines of my ass. I remember the great feeling I get from just one tranny creampieing me, then fantasize about how great 10 loads would feel. To feel it oozing out of my torn ass, dripping down my legs, left there like a 2 dollar whore.. The LB’s having had their way and left me to fester. I want to be treated like a naughty slut, fucked and deserted.

Oh well, we’ll see.

posted by K-Man on Dec 8

A year ago today I took this pretty hot ladyboy home from Nana Plaza’s Cascade A-GoGo. She wasn’t as hot as many of the tgirls you see on my site, but she was really tall, and really sexy. (Especially her feet!) Anyhow, once I get her to my pimp-pad (or so I wish it were is more like it), we shower, get naked, foreplay starts. Her cock was about normal sized, nothing huge or anything. But what I noticed the most was how huge her gaping asshole was!

Now, I’m not Einstein, but I knew what had to be done. This trick needs to get fisted by a horny white guy! Hey! That’s me I guess. So I lubed up my hands, and worked in one finger at a time. As she’s writhing in ecstasy (or was it pain? shrug) I managed to slip my entire fist insider her gigantic anal cavity! I got into it about 75% of my entire forearm. She said it felt like nothing she’s ever felt before, and asked me not to take it out and put it back in, rather keep it inside her and slowly push it in deeper. Fucking ‘A’, I like this t-girl!

By the way, all of my posts here are 100% true. I’ve lived in Thailand for over 7 years and have been with hundreds of trannies to include most of the famous asian TS girls that you’ve seen around the net like Mint, Lisa, Areeya and Nancy.

posted by K-Man on Dec 4

1) The sure do know how to give a killer blowjob. After all, they have cock and balls, and surely they like to get sucked off/blown. So they know what feels good, and what doesn’t. Plus technically they’re gay, and we can imagine that homosexuals in general know how to suck dick better than a girl who doesn’t know what it feels like.

2) They are more forward, slutty, whoreish than regular girls. Walk past a horny tgirl in public and you’re likely to get your penis grabbed, ass grabbed, or verbally courted. So shy guys, shemales, trannies, and t-girls are for YOU.

3) They love anal sex. I mean, really, what % of girls actually LOVE anal sex? What % will even allow you to do it? It’s very small. Trannies only have manginas, so there’s a much better chance you’re going to get to play hide the salami. Or, you could consider your own mangina a pussy for them to fuck, either way, someone’s getting it in the bum!

4) They oft times have big fake, silicone breasts. Now a good amount of girls have this, especially the strippers that we all know and love. This is the way it is.

5) They don’t have PMS. Granted, they do take female hormones so they can get a bit crazy, but they don’t have a guaranteed monthly time of ‘Vagina out of Service’ or bout of craziness.

In conclusion, there’s a myriad of reasons why they’re better. See for yourselves, try a shemale out for yourself.

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posted by K-Man on Dec 3

I’ll admit, I recently got married to a girl and since that time I’ve not had any sexual relations with a t-girl. Each and every day I think, and fantasize about getting fucked by a big tranny cock, bareback, as hot cum oozes out of my spent ass and down my leg onto my feet. I yearn to be sitting back in the bed of a short time hotel in Bangkok, Thailand (where I live), in afterglow, sperm all over me, and sperm all over my smooth, slim and sexy Thai ladyboy (katoey)…. Asian ladyboys are just so sweet and into ‘it’. They are the next best things to actual girls for sure. They have good hygeine generally (unlike their Brazilian shemale counterparts), they are great kissers, and they have very feminine feet, demeanor, asses and the whole shabang.

I digress, since I’ve been married I think I’m suffering from the ‘Grass is always greener on the other side’ syndrome. When I make my posts of past transsexual experiences for you, my humble readers, I sprout amazing wood and have to go through great lengths to keep these rock hard boners from being caught by my wife. I’m friends with Lusi Mustang and I see her on IM alot, she’s invited me to her apartment for a roll in the hay, but I’m literally stuck up my wife’s ass 24-7-365. This is killin’ me! How I’d love to shoot another load of hot sperm inside Lusi’s ass like old times. But alas, until I can’t fight the urge any longer, I will have to sit here and dream on.

BTW, fuckers, check out my TS, tranny and shemale Yahoo Group here. Get involved, show you love of trannies and learn more about these beautiful creatures.

posted by K-Man on Nov 26

I’ve got to say, that out of all the countries I’ve been to (and that’s alot), Thailand is the only one where I’ve seen transsexuals, t-girls, ladyboys, katoeys or kathoeys live normal lives. Yes, they still complain of the same worldwide complaint I hear from most t-girls, that they can’t ever find true love, but they live openly and normally here in Thailand.

At any given time, any given city; Pattaya, Bangkok, Phuket, Chiang Mai; if you go somewhere you’re almost GUARANTEED to see or meet a transexual “ladyboy”. Some are more convincing than others of course, but they all are treated just like any other person. In the Western world, I’d imagine they’d get jeered or laughed at by people as a not entirely convincing TS walked down the road.

Why is that? Why is Thailand so accepting of the transgendered? I may not have the answer to this, but I can speculate that since Thai men are inherently feminine, both acting and in body types, that the Third Gender, transsexuals, are more easily accepted.

posted by K-Man on Nov 21

This was posted on my good friend’s blog at Trans Ladyboy:

Today I want to tell you how to get the most from your cock and balls when you spank off. Unfortunately some of us can only dream of a sex with a shemale when we jerk off desperately. So the best thing we could do while gazing ladyboy porn is fantasizing about the real shemale

Do you want to cum harder each time you beat your meat? The following tips will help you make your masturbation the most enjoyable and enhance the intensity of your nut.

Of course these tips will work even better if you masturbate while chatting to a shemale on a live webcam! So after you read them all you may want to enjoy them in action by shemale webcam chat.

Well, here are my Fifteen Masturbation Tips worth trying out.
Approved by Shemale Sex Lover.

  • Masturbation tip # 1. Use two of your fists to masturbate. Grab your pecker with both of your hands and stroke it from its base to the tip and back, alternating the hands. Try moving one fist upwards and another one downwards.
  • Masturbation tip # 2. Wet two of your fingers with your saliva and run them back and forth over your dickhead. You can help yourself with the other hand, gently pulling the foreskin down. While doing this You may fantasize that you’re pumping into a tranny’s mouth.
  • Masturbation tip # 3. Rub your cock and balls against your bare feet. A good footjob is always a nice thing, and the feeling of your own cold soles with your nuts can surely give you a couple pleasant minutes.
  • Masturbation tip # 4. While in a shower, direct the spray of water at the back of your penis, the spot where the head and the shaft meet. This can produce some very pleasurable feelings.
  • Masturbation tip # 5. Massage your balls while masturbating. Grab your nutsack in your fist and squeeze the balls gently, while tossing them around. Caressing at the very bottom of your sac will give you a very intense orgasm! Read the rest of this entry »

posted by K-Man on Nov 19

The following is a rant from the schmucks over at Bangkok Badboy blog. He has interesting views on prostitution in Thailand and isn’t afraid to spill what’s on his mind, my kind of guy!

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“I’m just looking, to see what I’m missing”. So sang Tim Burgess of indie groovesters The Charlatans back in 1995. Kelly Jones of the Welsh-and-crap Stereophonics sang something similar a few years later, but I wasn’t listening. This is, of course, irrelevant.

Because the topic today is that of (brace yourselves, homophobes), ladyboys.

Katoeys. Chicks with Dicks. Cocks in Frocks.

Venuses with Penises

Call them what you will - some love them, whilst others hate them. But everybody seems to have an opinion.

On of the biggest worries of most Bangkok Virgins is whether they’ll be able to tell whether that cute chick fluttering her eyelashes in the bar is biologically female or not. It’s easy enough to tell in Nana Plaza’s four ladyboy bars - they’re all genetically dudes, and what’s more - they all have dicks. But elsewhere, it’s not always so straightforward.

Most straight guys would be horrified to discover that their Bangkok Belle comes with a bell-end, but at least they’d know. Experience and the usual tell-tale signs (big hands, strong jaw, adam’s apple, deep voice, five-o-clock shadow and a bulge in the groin department) can usually filter out most of the impersonators.

But I defy any of you not to find Poy Threechada, seen here on Google, and the girl on top of this post, at least slightly confusing.

In short, there’s always the chance one might slip through the net. Especially if “she” is a post-op. What does a post-op mangina look like anyway? Anyone ever seen one? Just how would you know for sure if it’s the real thing?

As a public service, and to satisfy my own curiosity, I decided to find out.

Full Disclosure

First things first, where to look? As mentioned, Nana Plaza’s four dedicated ladyboy gogos exclusively feature she-males of the pre-op variety. They’ve all got knobs. So they were a non-starter.

Read the rest of this entry »

posted by K-Man on Nov 16

I check out alot of shemale, tgirl and ladyboy forums around the net and notice that most of the people posting on them have never had sex with a shemale. I am left wondering why. No matter where you are in the world, there’s transsexuals. Trannies are everywhere. Especially in non-American countries, but even in America there’s tons of TS escorts in most cities. I understand many readers are married and don’t want to act out on their fantasies, but those of you who are single, and have $100 to spare, why not? What are you waiting for? Go out tonight, or look online, for a hot, hung, transsexual to fuck your brains out. You can fuck each other’s brains out even. Gurgle her balls in your mouth, swallow her sperm, bareback and creampie each other.

Life is too short, guys. If you died today, would you be OK with that. Granted if you’re on your death bed the last thing you may be thinking about is a t-girl, but you know what I mean. Wouldn’t you want to be lying under the bus that ran you over, about to see the light, and know, you followed through and had unforgiving, hardcore, crazy sex with a beautiful ladyboy?

Cock for thought… err ‘food’ I meant.